MY LIFE PERFECT!?.....
O no!! you must be my FB friend!.
On line, I have an identity, which yes, is pretty perfect. I post only, the romantic things my dear husband does for me (to have a small bragging party), post pictures of myself that look casual (after they have been carefully selected, and if the person standing beside me does not look its best... O, so sorry, it will be chopped or even better, posted still).
Some wrinkles?... LOL (after they passed the photo shop department!, You know? I like to trick myself into thinking I am not aging).
I post every time I bake, just to show what an awesome home maker I am. I love posting the fancy meals I make... (while I am making them! .. yes I am multi task , aren't you?).
Charity works? Of course I do many!!, I write about them as soon as I can! You should all know very discretely how awesome I am. (my neighbour is in some kind of need?... I had no idea!... but let me first, tell you how great we did on our great charity "event").
How I love commenting on others on how amazing, wise, obedient,... my kids are! (even when "real" people think other wise.... BUT online, I can pretend I have a functional family!)
I am, (or at least appear) very educated, well, yes, of curse I learned about the latest news on FB because someone else posted it it before me, so I just did the good old: copy and paste.
You want to know how organized I am? What amazing home school activities and projects we do?, How an awesome wife I am? How busy I CAN be?... O, it is easy!, just see my posts, they are a constant reminder of me!
O yes, in real life, I have just a few friends, people avoid me, not sure why ... but on FB... I am very popular!, I have close to 2,000 friends!
I love commenting on other peoples post just so I can tell you something about me... I love the FB person I am!
Want to meet me in person? O boy! are you sure? I am afraid you will meet others around me that know me... my neighbours, my church members, my husband, my children!! you might be disappointed, but worst even... You may know who I really am!
.... How real this is for many... May we be the same on line and offline. I hope that people that meet me online and offline, will have the same opinion of me.